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FBB News – Interviews Mrs May

A sartorial view of No.10

  • INTERVIEWER : PRIME MINISTER, MAY WE RECORD THIS INTERVIEW
  • PM : NO,
  • INTERVIEWER : I UNDERSTAND BUT FOR THE RECORD WHAT IS THE REASON NOT TO?
  • PM : BECAUSE WHAT I SAY IS NOT WHAT I DO, MICHEL BARNIER WILL TELL YOU THAT, RECORDINGS KEEP BITING ME IN THE REAR BECAUSE UK POLITICS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN “WHAT WE SAY IS NOT WHAT WE DO”
  • INTERVIEWER : WHY DOES PHILIP KEEP PUTTING THE CAT OUT?
  • PM : TOO MANY RATS IN THE CABINET OFFICER
  • INTERVIEWER : WHAT WAS YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT?
  • PM : MY WAX WORK
  • INTERVIEWER : BUT THEY WILL MELT THAT DOWN
  • PM : YES BUT I WILL RETURN AS RYAN GOSLING.
  • INTERVIEWER : WHEN WILL WE LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION?
  • PM : OCT 31ST
  • INTERVIEWER : WHICH YEAR?
  • PM : EVERY YEAR
  • INTERVIEWER : IS MR TRUMP CHAOTIC
  • PM : YES AND NO
  • INTERVIEWER : WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
  • PM : BECAUSE WHAT HE SAYS HE DOES AND THAT CAUSES CHAOS
  • INTERVIEWER : WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE HAARP SYSTEM?
  • PM : EXCELLENT WE USE IT IN WESTMINSTER AND IN CABINET
  • INTERVIEWER : SO IT WORKS IT CAN CHANGE PEOPLES THINKING
  • PM : OH YES SOON WE WILL USE IT FOR THE SECOND REFERENDUM, SORRY PEOPLE’S VOTE.
  • INTERVIEWER : SO THERE WILL BE A PEOPLE’S VOTE?
  • PM : YES AND NO
  • INTERVIEWER : WHY YES AND NO?
  • PM : WITH HAARP WE WILL JUST TELL THE PEOPLE THEY HAD A VOTE AND REMAIN WON.

Vaccinations

  • INTERVIEWER : SHOULD VACCINATIONS BE COMPULSORY
  • PM : OH YES, RESEARCH PROVES THEY WORK
  • INTERVIEWER : IN WHAT WAY
  • PM : WELL THE THIMERESOL AND MERCURY IN THE VACCINATION DESTROY THE CREATIVITY CELLS DUMBING DOWN THE POPULATION READY FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF SERVITUDE.
  • INTERVIEWER : WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK ANGRY WHEN YOU MEET FOREIGN LEADERS?
  • PM : WELL THE BRITISH PEOPLE WANT THE EMPIRE BACK, UNDER THE NEW WORLD ORDER THEY WILL HAVE THE EMPIRE BACK BUT AS SERFS, BUT PUTIN REFUSES TO SERVE IT!
Forced Vaccination Training?

Thank you Prime Minister!

  • INTERVIEW: OH ONE LAST POINT, PRINCE PHILIP’S ACCIDENT IN BALMORAL DO YOU KNOW WHAT GEAR HE WAS IN?
  • PM : OH YES, TWEEDS AND BROUGES.
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